garvism 

the act of full accusation and amusement of freshman Garv Jain; highly encouraged and recommended by state law.

The spirit video committee committed garvism by sending 'tasteful' images of grave.

garvism by vlrkvcs April 13, 2021

gargism 

A fairly contemporary religion that preaches the importance of friends, family, money, education, filial piety and morning nutrition. Although once considered a fad cult hoax, it was able to rise from its obscurity and is now one of the top 58 fastest growing religions in the greater midwest region of the United States. Has a large base in inner mongolia as well.

Humble beginnings were set in the Normanton Park complex in Singapore. Its prophet and vice president of applicatory proceedings, Varun Garg was trying to say something funny to impress some girls and made up this religion and in haste, on a half-ripped serviette, wrote out the first three tenents of this soul-searching religion. This serviette was last seen on ebay. The contents of the serviette has been a large source of debate but concensus is that it did stress the importance of making your first million before the age of 92, ensuring taking a nutritiously rich breakfast every morning, and helping those in need.

Yo, that gargism is so da wack?!

gargism by Varun Garg July 31, 2006

Anarcho-Garfism 

Anarcho-Garfism is an impure form of anarchism that sees cats as the species enforcing philosophy rather than humans. Anarcho-Garfism has only one law, no Mondays, this is the only law, on Mondays, everyone will refer to Monday as, "Sunday 2: The Sequel." What separates Anarcho-Garfism from other impure anarchies, however, is that it is completely chad, with the idea for daily life, consisting of abusing the humans and sleeping.

"You know, Anarcho-Garfism is already in effect if you think about it,"

Anarcho-Garfism by Drink 48 OZ of water right now March 27, 2022

Garvis 

A basic white girl trapped inside a bald black man's body. Usually hanging out in the locker rooms of gyms, occasionally checking his Grindr or snapping selfies. A veteran of local gay bars, and no stranger to drunk shenanigans with white boys, including (but not limited to) making out and mass-texting dick pics. Garvis also has an inner diva that he unleashes as she catwalks into her place of employment, strutting each new Buckle outfit for snapchat, instagram and facebook. She will capture your heart with her lucious eyelashes, bitchy banter, and the collection of designer purses that falls out of her mouth every time she speaks. #youbettawerkbitch.

'He looks like a Garvis'
'Whats a garvis?'
'You know... a masculine looking nelly bottom... a top in the streets but a power bottom in the sheets... '

Garvis by Kmt2185 January 13, 2017

Garismo

(N.) - A person who contains the qualities of popularity, great humor, and athletic ability.

Ashlyn is THE garismo.

Garismo by Moe11 May 5, 2010

garvisha 

She is a sweet and trustworthy person.She is a bit lazy but gets her work done.She is a big foodie.She is a person on whom you can rely.She is a happy go person.

That such girl is Garvisha who is very sweet with helpful nature.

garvisha by Hsjisj November 23, 2021

Garyism 

The art/act of being a Gary.

Garys are people who are honest, even if it hurts your feelings. Garys are sometimes known to be rude, but usually in an attempt of humor.

Joe: Did you hear what Jordan said about Keisha?
Jorge: Yeah, he is practicing Garyism.

Garyism by GoobleblasterInc October 15, 2019