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A basic white girl trapped inside a bald black man's body. Usually hanging out in the locker rooms of gyms, occasionally checking his Grindr or snapping selfies. A veteran of local gay bars, and no stranger to drunk shenanigans with white boys, including (but not limited to) making out and mass-texting dick pics. Garvis also has an inner diva that he unleashes as she catwalks into her place of employment, strutting each new Buckle outfit for snapchat, instagram and facebook. She will capture your heart with her lucious eyelashes, bitchy banter, and the collection of designer purses that falls out of her mouth every time she speaks. #youbettawerkbitch.
'He looks like a Garvis'
'Whats a garvis?'
'You know... a masculine looking nelly bottom... a top in the streets but a power bottom in the sheets... '
Garvis by Kmt2185 January 13, 2017
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Lemon Garnish 

The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.
I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!
Lemon Garnish by MooHen July 8, 2017
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Garvis garvisha garvism Garrison gavis garvin Garnish Garvit gavisa Garris
He is cool, walks away from line. Honest at heart, stands with you in all your dawn and success. Every girl has a crush on him, but he don't give them a wave, cause he loves someone else. He's smart and intelligent and know every secret, but he's able to keep it in his mind. He's courageous and brave and sweet to everyone and he's made to things extraordinarily. He's booty in his behaviour.
Garvit, You are so hot
Garvit by StarSlord June 5, 2019

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the showSouth Park
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:
You need to be Garvit to be able to crack every thing in life- best exams, tough problems and best girls.
Garvit by Greekgenie October 14, 2008
An ancient line of Italians, noted for their uniquely red hair. Freckles are not uncommon. It is said that their laughter, looks, and charm have saved their people many times throughout the ages.
"Is that an Italian?"
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."
Garisto by Da Phuzz February 3, 2010

fred garvin 

A male prostitute. Named after the character Dan Ackroyd played on SNL.
I can't believe mom picked up a Fred Garvin last night.
fred garvin by volume4 July 28, 2005
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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