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A basic white girl trapped inside a bald black man's body. Usually hanging out in the locker rooms of gyms, occasionally checking his Grindr or snapping selfies. A veteran of local gay bars, and no stranger to drunk shenanigans with white boys, including (but not limited to) making out and mass-texting dick pics. Garvis also has an inner diva that he unleashes as she catwalks into her place of employment, strutting each new Buckle outfit for snapchat, instagram and facebook. She will capture your heart with her lucious eyelashes, bitchy banter, and the collection of designer purses that falls out of her mouth every time she speaks. #youbettawerkbitch.
'He looks like a Garvis'
'Whats a garvis?'
'You know... a masculine looking nelly bottom... a top in the streets but a power bottom in the sheets... '
Garvis by Kmt2185 January 13, 2017
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Lemon Garnish 

The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.
I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!
Lemon Garnish by MooHen July 8, 2017
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Garvis • garvisha • garvism • Garrison • gavis • garvin • Garnish • Garvit • gavisa • Garris
He is cool, walks away from line. Honest at heart, stands with you in all your dawn and success. Every girl has a crush on him, but he don't give them a wave, cause he loves someone else. He's smart and intelligent and know every secret, but he's able to keep it in his mind. He's courageous and brave and sweet to everyone and he's made to things extraordinarily. He's booty in his behaviour.
Garvit, You are so hot
Garvit by StarSlord June 5, 2019

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the show “South Park”
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:
You need to be Garvit to be able to crack every thing in life- best exams, tough problems and best girls.
Garvit by Greekgenie October 14, 2008
An ancient line of Italians, noted for their uniquely red hair. Freckles are not uncommon. It is said that their laughter, looks, and charm have saved their people many times throughout the ages.
"Is that an Italian?"
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."
Garisto by Da Phuzz February 3, 2010

fred garvin 

A male prostitute. Named after the character Dan Ackroyd played on SNL.
I can't believe mom picked up a Fred Garvin last night.
fred garvin by volume4 July 28, 2005
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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