Garyism 

The art/act of being a Gary.

Garys are people who are honest, even if it hurts your feelings. Garys are sometimes known to be rude, but usually in an attempt of humor.

Joe: Did you hear what Jordan said about Keisha?
Jorge: Yeah, he is practicing Garyism.

Garyism by GoobleblasterInc October 15, 2019

gayrisma

the phenomenon by which gay men are attracted to a woman and instantly claim her as a new BFF.

"Mom, do all the drag queens go to your work or something? They're all waving and air-kissing you."

"I've never seen half of these bitches before. Must just be my gayrisma."

gayrisma by Reni Valentine November 1, 2008

gargism 

A fairly contemporary religion that preaches the importance of friends, family, money, education, filial piety and morning nutrition. Although once considered a fad cult hoax, it was able to rise from its obscurity and is now one of the top 58 fastest growing religions in the greater midwest region of the United States. Has a large base in inner mongolia as well.

Humble beginnings were set in the Normanton Park complex in Singapore. Its prophet and vice president of applicatory proceedings, Varun Garg was trying to say something funny to impress some girls and made up this religion and in haste, on a half-ripped serviette, wrote out the first three tenents of this soul-searching religion. This serviette was last seen on ebay. The contents of the serviette has been a large source of debate but concensus is that it did stress the importance of making your first million before the age of 92, ensuring taking a nutritiously rich breakfast every morning, and helping those in need.

Yo, that gargism is so da wack?!

gargism by Varun Garg July 31, 2006

Gayism 

Gayism is gay, pure and simple. The gayest of gays.

I lead gayism

Gayism by bald&proud March 28, 2004

Anarcho-Garfism 

Anarcho-Garfism is an impure form of anarchism that sees cats as the species enforcing philosophy rather than humans. Anarcho-Garfism has only one law, no Mondays, this is the only law, on Mondays, everyone will refer to Monday as, "Sunday 2: The Sequel." What separates Anarcho-Garfism from other impure anarchies, however, is that it is completely chad, with the idea for daily life, consisting of abusing the humans and sleeping.

"You know, Anarcho-Garfism is already in effect if you think about it,"

Anarcho-Garfism by Drink 48 OZ of water right now March 27, 2022

Gayism 

1. The promotion and spreading of homosexuality and/or LGBTQIA+ values, customs, ideas or culture.

"I don't really have beef with homosexuals. Gayism was around long before me and will be around for your great grandkids to deal with."

"Rampant liberalism and gayism are like brother and sister.

Men loving to wear high fashion European brands that were famous among women was an early sign of Gayism in hip hop.

Gayism by Youth July 21, 2021

gayism 

The belief that gays are superior; an interesting trait or a particular action exclusive to gays.

Gayism is a morally-corrupt doctrine.

Cross-dressing is one of the more disgusting gayisms.

gayism by Joseph A. Brinkman, PhD November 6, 2004