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when you take a dump and it touches the water in nthe toilet before you let it go
i did the biggest garoger just then
garoger by nick March 5, 2004
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A fun party at a house in the woods and up on a hill, usually in the summer. Activities include alcohol consumption, throwing up, disagreements over what kind of music to listen to, slutty hook-ups, drinking games, late night heart-to-hearts, pinatas, nervous breakdowns, bad dancing, happiness, friendly love, hugs, intellectual debates, betrayals, and overall dustiness. It is often followed by a cold, quiet morning of pancakes, gentle music, heartfelt goodbyes, a mess to clean up, and time to regain one's self-awareness.

An overall bonding experience. Best achieved when a theme is involved.
Person 1: "Grogery this Saturday, you coming?"
Person 2: "Of course, I already bought my sweater."
grogery by dusty_mike June 10, 2012
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garagering 

n-a term used to describe the sexing of a skeezer too embarrassing to have sex with in the house, usually at parties, so they are punish fucked in the bed of a friends' pickup truck
-Damn, Doug you fucked that hose beast in the garage?
-ya dude, she was a real rat bag job.
Ya, she was lucky to get a garagering, anyway
garagering by Stew Woodside October 24, 2008
to jack off in your shed while friends are watching you. then take a dukie and then cum in a square shape. then to eat it up then puke it up once again. then go running around the neighborhood naked while your dick flops up and down. then to take a shit at a 90 degree angle while running, and it comes out of your butt hole at rapid fire, like a missile.
mike: I HAD A HUUUGE GROGERA PARTY LAST NIGHT!
ben: sorry i couldn't make it, i was constipated. i didnt kno your shed was that huge either!
mike: yeah it is. did you get rid of your constipation?
ben: yes. in fact it is coming out of my butt right now, into my toilet bowl, thus making a tsunami in my bathroom.
mike: nasty.
grogera by iliketakingdumps June 6, 2009
A girl who is very beautiful and talented. She knows how to sing and put on makeup. Cares about her friends and family very much. Her smile will brighten your day. Her arms will always be open for you. You won’t regret meeting her.
Gaoger is a very smart and talented human.
Gaoger by Plrobablo March 24, 2019

Garagery 

Garagery

(Noun.......or Verb, depending on how much you’ve partied)

(garage - ery) Describes goings on and other happenings that take place at “The Garage”

Things like drinking, smoking, singing, guitaring, eating and all other forms of camaraderie.

Garagery describes all of the activities that the Jerds take part in.
“Any Garagery going on tonight?”

“Garagery starts at 7:00 tonight
Garagery by Admin Myk Mac January 24, 2020
Hey i have a Gargery
gargery by Gargery November 3, 2020
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