A person that literally no-one likes. He is a lurker among others and feeds on the sympathy of others. He does this by making himself feel bad and tries to make people feel guilty for him.

•Do you want to go to the cinema with Sam Garlick?
•Hell no! He will scrape into our conversations.

Sam Garlick by GriiT Shift November 9, 2019

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garlick

1. garlick, n.
misspelling of garlic

2. garlicking, v.
the act of performing oral sex

will you bring me some garlick from the grocer's, please?

i garlicked my gf from the evening to the dawn

garlick by LilBigJon February 19, 2009

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Dirty Garlicking

A special New Year’s Eve tradition mainly associated with some Eastern European countries. The practice is carried in the belief of bringing good genital health for the following New Year.
The act involves spreading raw garlic on one’s penis which first then has to be sucked and licked by their sexual partner until a satisfactory garlicky breath on their end is achieved. This is then followed by either vaginal or anal sex until ejaculation, after which the garlicky semen has to be sucked out so that both partners have garlic smelling breath.
It is believed to be a type of cult activity with very little evidence of the origins of this tradition.

-So how was your New Year’s celebration darling?
-Oh it was amazing Mum, me and Marta were dirty garlicking before the clocks turned midn…
-Ugh so that’s why your breath stinks like that??? Damn me that’s vile son, I only thought you had garlic toasts for breakfast!

Dirty Garlicking by tomstamos January 3, 2022

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Garlickin’ Soy

The delicious umami-flavoured sauce that is a salty-sweet delight that’s glazed on your #KFCSaucyWings

You don’t know what’s tasty until you’ve tried the garlicky sweetness paired with savoury notes of KFC’s new Garlickin’ Soy Saucy Wings 🤤

Garlickin’ Soy by KFC Singapore June 16, 2019

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