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Dirty Garlicking

A special New Year’s Eve tradition mainly associated with some Eastern European countries. The practice is carried in the belief of bringing good genital health for the following New Year.
The act involves spreading raw garlic on one’s penis which first then has to be sucked and licked by their sexual partner until a satisfactory garlicky breath on their end is achieved. This is then followed by either vaginal or anal sex until ejaculation, after which the garlicky semen has to be sucked out so that both partners have garlic smelling breath.
It is believed to be a type of cult activity with very little evidence of the origins of this tradition.
-So how was your New Year’s celebration darling?
-Oh it was amazing Mum, me and Marta were dirty garlicking before the clocks turned midn…
-Ugh so that’s why your breath stinks like that??? Damn me that’s vile son, I only thought you had garlic toasts for breakfast!
Dirty Garlicking by tomstamos January 3, 2022

Garlicoin 

A decentralized cryptocurrency powerful enough to withstand the collapse of an entire government.
"Dude, the government just collapsed!"
"Yeah man, I heard. Good thing I invested into Garlicoin!"
Garlicoin by CryptoCrayon January 22, 2018

garlicoin 

The cryptocurrency of love.

Love manifests itself in garlic bread.
Garlicoin is made of garlic bread.
Garlicoin is, therefore, the currency of love.
"I love you."
"If you loved me, you would send me some Garlicoin."
garlicoin by CryptoCrayon January 22, 2018

Gurnicking

the act of urinating on bathroom floors and walls either intentionally or unintentionally; the noun form of the word "to gurnick".
Man 1: dude, i had to piss massively but the bus was moving.
Man 2: so, gurnicking is your thing?
Man 1: ... yeah...
Gurnicking by masster debater March 12, 2011

Gaslicking

A form of emotional abuse that's seen in abusive relationships. It's the act of manipulating a person by forcing them to question their thoughts, memories, and the events occurring around them.

It has always been spelled gaslicking. Anyone who says otherwise is mistaken.
He had been gaslicking her for years, which affected her belief in herself and made her question her sanity.
Gaslicking by YOUARESPECTRE April 17, 2021

Garricking 

When you're so drunk that you close your eyes while you drink your beer. Aka sleep drinking.
I saw some dude garricking at the bar last night. He was hammered.
Garricking by The Real Wiz 76 April 12, 2016