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1. garlick, n.
misspelling of garlic

2. garlicking, v.
the act of performing oral sex
will you bring me some garlick from the grocer's, please?

i garlicked my gf from the evening to the dawn
garlick by LilBigJon February 19, 2009
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When you put some garlic sauce on your tongue and go down on a girl.
I garlicked that girl's pussy all night.
Garlick by Craig from Finance September 10, 2022
When you and/or your partner(s) eat garlic immediately before oral sex to enhance the experience and to prove that they are not a vampire. This would be considered a GarLICK.
I understand that you have been on the receiving end of a garLICK. I would be interested in participating in this practice.
garLICK by zintilian October 13, 2023

Sam Garlick 

A person that literally no-one likes. He is a lurker among others and feeds on the sympathy of others. He does this by making himself feel bad and tries to make people feel guilty for him.
•Do you want to go to the cinema with Sam Garlick?
Hell no! He will scrape into our conversations.
Sam Garlick by GriiT Shift November 9, 2019

Gar-lick Breath

When a man eats lunch at Olive Garden and garlic from the breadsticks gets on his hands. After he gets home, he masturbates which makes his penis garlicky. Then he gets a blowjob and it makes the women get garlic breath
Man: Oh honey! You've got gar-lick breath
Women: Sorry
Gar-lick Breath by cambronshinn December 1, 2010

Garlic Bread

The asexual agenda. We want nothing else.

Basically, a buttery bread with garlic that is the official food of the asexuals.
Person 1: Yeah sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried garlic bread?
Person 2: You're ace, aren't you.
Person 1: No shit sherlock.
Garlic Bread by Supernova508 September 28, 2020

Garlic bread

An indicator of being asexual
Hey you want to Netflix and chill?

Nah, sorry, I like garlic bread.

Oh I get it, you’re asexual, sorry for the misunderstanding!
Garlic bread by itsbreadtime February 27, 2020
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