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Crapper gargoyle 

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.
I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?
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Gargoyle in drag 

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....
Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?
Gargoyle in drag by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Garthy Point 

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.
Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!
Garthy Point by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014

The Nasty Gargoyle 

When you leave a Cleveland Steamer on a chick's chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a Angry Dragon or Salty Pirate.

You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.
Megan is such a slut. I think I'll give her The Nasty Gargoyle tonight.

Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape 

A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.
Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.

Gargayee 

A witty girl with an uncommonly spelled name. Gargayees have to deal with their name autocorrecting to Gargoyle on a daily basis. If you need someone to make you laugh, Gargayee is your girl. Getting a giggle out of her is almost as easy as failing a maths test and just hearing her laugh can make your day. They are creative, resourceful and kind so she's a great shoulder to cry on. If you have a Gargayee yourself don't lose her or you'll regret it.... she's very shady... it's probably the vine quoting. Gargayees main features are how flawless their skin can be and her warm smile. A Gargayee can appear to have no shame and are born Gryffindors this can make them seem very strange from an outsider's perspective, they enjoy a good book and spiral way too deep into their newest fandom.

So to all the Gargayees in the world. Your name is now in the urban dictionary.
"Oh no theres Gargayee again, plotting world domination."
Gargayee by The Other Sarah April 10, 2020