gamer fuel

It is also known as Mtn. Dew. Once you drink it you will have super powers to dominate the game you are playing. This along with Doritos will make you extremely powerful.

" Darn it I'm terrible at doing 360 no-scopes, just get some GAMER FUEL and you will be extremely powerful and will be able to r3kt those n00bs.

by R3kt those n00bs April 13, 2015

Gamer Fuel Surprise

When you shove a bottle of Mountain Dew up your girlfriend/boyfriend's ass while they ride your dick, and then drowning them with the exact same bottle. Then fucking the corpse.

Insignificant Douchebag: Steve, where's my wife?
Steve: I gave her a Gamer Fuel Surprise
Insignificant Douchebag: You utter fucking taint wound. I should have scalped you and put you out in the freezing wilderness while I could. You are miserable and will die that way. I hope your nads get run over by a goddamn steamroller.

by french the burgerfries June 8, 2020

game fuel

Über pwnage in a bottle.

this one time, i drank a whole two liter of game fuel and i woke up at 4 in the o'clock in a field with an xbox controller in my hand.

by Gamefuler November 19, 2007

game fuel

also known as liquid crack.

a bright orange substance, created by mt. dew that now comes in wow themed flavors; horde and alliance.

person a: duuude! did you try the new alliance game fuel?!
person b: /stab
person a: wtf!?!?
person b: pwned by horde bitch.

by liquidCRACKaddict July 4, 2009

game fuel

a flavor of mountain dew that increases halo and gaming skillage tremendously. game fuel is a strong central nervous system stimulant. studies show decreased reaction time and increased accuracy in gamers who take game fuel. game fuel withdrawal is known for its unpleasant mental, physical and emotional effects, ranging from paranoia, sweaty palms, hallucinations, seizures, coma, and even death... the kind that lasts forever. the federal government is considering scheduling mountain dew game fuel because of its high abuse potential. there are many support groups available for those who are addicted to game fuel, most notably game fuel anonymous.

my best friend and uncle both overdosed on game fuel and died. forever.
it may seem glamorous at first, drinking game fuel and having fun with your friends playing halo, but eventually your spiral into addiction and you end up just sitting by yourself in your bedroom taking game fuel and playing halo three all by yourself. its the wrong path to go down, dont do it.

by rilesworth October 21, 2007

game fuel

New limited edition flavor of Mountain Dew, in honor of HALO 3. "Game Fuel Dew with an invigoration blast of citrus cherry flavor." You rather really like it or you really hate it, for the most part.

-You tried this new Mountain Dew?
-Game fuel? That stuffs sucks.

by JohnnyHeck September 25, 2007

game fuel

A sweet new drink by Mountain Dew, in celebration of Halo 3. Is known to turn sperm orange after the consumption of mass quantities.

Bill: Dude I just chugged a two liter of game fuel! I hope I don't get the runs!
Fred: Watch out. Caffeine does weird things.
*thirty minutes later*
Bill: OH MY GOD I JUST JIZZED ORANGE!!
Fred: Ha, O.J.
Bill: I wonder what it tastes like...

by PKN January 3, 2009