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golonkadonk

A woman who is over six feet tall. The main factor that decides if Mike Golonka finds a girl extremely hot.
Janet is 6'5! A total Golonkadonk.
golonkadonk by Innocent III April 28, 2005
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Something to say when you don't know what to say, in a negative sense. The anti-supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

First heard in 'Seinfeld' as the third of three noises recorded by the tape recorded in George's briefcase.

Popularized in its current usage by DeeNogger.
I can't believe you goosed my little sister, man. That's totally... I don't even know where to start. Galonk.
Galonk by Kishimi March 31, 2009

galongalongs 

people pay for artists to draw droopy galongalongs
galongalongs by cadoobaqueen July 8, 2022

gadonkadonk 

Refering to the beatiful vision of two nice, big, meaty, round butt cheeks as they bounce from side to side as that fine female strolls along.
"Gadonkadonk" fool... look! Damn!
gadonkadonk by M.C. July 23, 2003

gadonkadonk 

An extremely large and bulbous object. Generally referring to a black woman's back side.
That ho's gadonkadonk butt is all up in my face.
gadonkadonk by Wulf July 10, 2003
1. Somebody in a P.E. lesson who acts hostile towards people not partaking in the lesson
2. An insult used towards a P.E. teacher when acting hostile to a student.
1. I'm not taking part, you galonga!
2. Teacher: "If you don't join in with the idiots, you will be in detention!"

Student: "That's blackmail you galonga!"
galonga by fear_broken_real October 13, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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