soysmash's definitions

Glumbuzzle

To mumble awkwardly while trying to explain something simple, often causing more confusion than clarity.

During the cooking class, I tried to show everyone how to chop onions properly, but I completely glumbuzzled and ended up cutting my thumb instead of the onion.

by soysmash September 12, 2025

Daily Map Emoji

Daily Map Emoji is a Twitter account dedicated to posting the massive Map Emoji Meme daily. It began on September 10, 2025.

Guy 1: Yo, what you been up to on Twitter lately?
Guy 2: Just been looking at the Daily Map Emoji account.

by soysmash September 15, 2025

Lajf

Lajf is what you say when you accidentally drop something.

Guy 1: "You just dropped the plate!"
Guy 2: "Lajf!"

by soysmash September 6, 2021

Hodl

Hodl is a form of crouching, except you touch your penis while crouching.

Everyone, Hodl!

by soysmash September 19, 2021

Glimberize

To make something appear more glossy or reflective, often used in the context of polishing or adding a shiny finish.

"I just had to glimberize my new car."

by soysmash May 4, 2024

mournable

Something or someone that is worth mourning for.

Guy 1: I can't believe Sam died.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's mournable.

by soysmash September 2, 2022

Bugger

A contemptuous or mocking term used to refer to bugs, insects, or other small pests. Often employed to express annoyance, frustration, or disdain toward them.

“These little buggers keep getting into my kitchen.”

by soysmash September 15, 2025