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Gastimate 

A: Hey I bought a new SUV
B: Wow, considering today's gas price, thats a brave purchase

A: Ya, but my buddy drives one of those, his gastimate is 50 km/h.
Gastimate by LanScript September 25, 2009
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Gastipated

It’s when you have gas but it won’t come out
I have to fart but I can’t, I think I’m gastipated
Gastipated by Bfl.313 August 9, 2018

Gastimate 

The mentally intricate and stresstospheric process of estimating how much gas there is still in the tank when there is no way to tell for certain because:

A. the fuel gauge does not work

B. it’s reached the point where the tank is so empty, it is pointless to look at the needle for any real information

C. Gastimating may also be resorted to when the gauge does work but there are no more funds for refilling the vehicle, thus the import of the Gastimate hinges in figuring out as closely as possible how far it may go / how long you may remain in a motor-engine transportable condition with the amount of fuel available. After said combustible liquid is used up, the prior means of transportation magically transforms into a simple sheltering mechanism, protecting against the elements but useless in other ways until gastoration occurs.

Gastimating properly is an essential survival talent or technique, particularly when driving at night through cities that do sleep and long stretches of empty roads.
"Your gastimate was incorrect, sorry to say. We're officially stranded in the middle of nowhere."
Gastimate by madcopy April 7, 2015

Glotivated 

1. When you're on a perc and an acid tab.
2. You and gang n'em all on same vibe ready to fuck shit up
Danny: Im offa perc an a tab

Tyler: sheeesh you glotivated

Danny: on God ❗
Glotivated by Glowfwg September 29, 2021

Gaginated 

1) A term used to describe the event in which ones throat has been jammed so much they cant breathe and die.

2) A word used to describe the act in which one has vomited exsessivly and cannot vomite anymore.
1) "I rammed my balls down Jimmy's throat the otherday man, i feel well sorry for him, i think i gaginated the poor guy."
Gaginated by Jebster123 July 3, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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