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Gastimate 

A: Hey I bought a new SUV
B: Wow, considering today's gas price, thats a brave purchase

A: Ya, but my buddy drives one of those, his gastimate is 50 km/h.
Gastimate by LanScript September 25, 2009
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Gastipated

It’s when you have gas but it won’t come out
I have to fart but I can’t, I think I’m gastipated
Gastipated by Bfl.313 August 9, 2018

Gastimate 

The mentally intricate and stresstospheric process of estimating how much gas there is still in the tank when there is no way to tell for certain because:

A. the fuel gauge does not work

B. it’s reached the point where the tank is so empty, it is pointless to look at the needle for any real information

C. Gastimating may also be resorted to when the gauge does work but there are no more funds for refilling the vehicle, thus the import of the Gastimate hinges in figuring out as closely as possible how far it may go / how long you may remain in a motor-engine transportable condition with the amount of fuel available. After said combustible liquid is used up, the prior means of transportation magically transforms into a simple sheltering mechanism, protecting against the elements but useless in other ways until gastoration occurs.

Gastimating properly is an essential survival talent or technique, particularly when driving at night through cities that do sleep and long stretches of empty roads.
"Your gastimate was incorrect, sorry to say. We're officially stranded in the middle of nowhere."
Gastimate by madcopy April 7, 2015

Glotivated 

1. When you're on a perc and an acid tab.
2. You and gang n'em all on same vibe ready to fuck shit up
Danny: Im offa perc an a tab

Tyler: sheeesh you glotivated

Danny: on God
Glotivated by Glowfwg September 29, 2021

Gaginated 

1) A term used to describe the event in which ones throat has been jammed so much they cant breathe and die.

2) A word used to describe the act in which one has vomited exsessivly and cannot vomite anymore.
1) "I rammed my balls down Jimmy's throat the otherday man, i feel well sorry for him, i think i gaginated the poor guy."
Gaginated by Jebster123 July 3, 2009