Stranded... stuck on the toilet bowl 'cause you ain't got no roll... to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand!
by His Royal Throbness July 13, 2005
by Hemeroid McGee December 25, 2016
(Verb) Standing and stranded. Left hopeless. Used most often with cars that come to a standstill, and leave you stranded.
My PT Cruiser left me stranding on the highway again.
Don't ever leave me stranding in the line again. Ever.
Don't ever leave me stranding in the line again. Ever.
by Mixo October 2, 2010
by labia_explora September 25, 2013
Me: Did you see the new stranded?
My Friend: I did!
Me: I really did not need to see his balls.
My Friend: Ha!
My Friend: I did!
Me: I really did not need to see his balls.
My Friend: Ha!
by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013
Being drunk, high, or under the influence of a drug, at a party with no ride home.
Being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered
realizing you have no ride home after getting shitfaced
Being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered
realizing you have no ride home after getting shitfaced
'I got stranded at that party, and had to walk 2 miles to my house because I was hammered and had no ride."
by gabith November 21, 2011