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Patel Gafoor
When you get caught fucking your professor's daughter.
Professor: Who the fuck are you?
You: Patel Gafoor
Professor: Who the fuck are you?
You: Patel Gafoor
Patel Gafoor by Patel Gafoor December 26, 2022
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Ghafoora
A incorrigible liar, usually a member of armed forces from the propaganda arm of fictional country of porkistan. If the devil is the father of lies, Ghafoora is the jester in Devils Court.
Ghafoora by Grammarisms September 8, 2019
gafoon
Americanization of the Italian word "cafone," much like "goombah" verses the actual Italian word "cumpare." The basic meaning is a fool, idiot, or someone without any class and is used by some Italian-Americans.
Gafoon may also take influence from the english "buffoon" as "gavone," another Americanization of "cafone," is closer to the actual word.
Gafoon may also take influence from the english "buffoon" as "gavone," another Americanization of "cafone," is closer to the actual word.
gafoon by paulieSass October 13, 2009
gadooree
The act of being dissed or dissing others. There are levels of gadooree: a slight gadooree, called a paintball gadooree; a middling gadooree, called something along the lines of quadrooree or wommbooree (by a witness, usually directly after after the event happens); and then the worst kind of gadooree, called simply Davey Jones' Locker, referencing a feeling of being at the bottom of the sea, as low as you can go - an ultimately soul-crushing event.
"When a girl laughs at you as you're trying to ask her out"
"When your son makes you play that Disney movie again....and again....and again."
"When someone completely ignores what you're saying"
"Yeah, he's in Davey Jones' Locker after proposing at the Jets game, and being totally rejected"
"Jesus, I am a moron. Wait, is that a self-gadooree?"
"When your son makes you play that Disney movie again....and again....and again."
"When someone completely ignores what you're saying"
"Yeah, he's in Davey Jones' Locker after proposing at the Jets game, and being totally rejected"
"Jesus, I am a moron. Wait, is that a self-gadooree?"
gadooree by vincible kibosh December 22, 2008
gafoogan
Used in harmful sentence : Ur a gafoogan
or
Used to compliment people on pwning noobs: Ur a gafoogan
or
Used to compliment people on pwning noobs: Ur a gafoogan
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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