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Americanization of the Italian word "cafone," much like "goombah" verses the actual Italian word "cumpare." The basic meaning is a fool, idiot, or someone without any class and is used by some Italian-Americans.

Gafoon may also take influence from the english "buffoon" as "gavone," another Americanization of "cafone," is closer to the actual word.
My maternal grandmother, a Sicilian-American, always refers to my father as a gafoon or stunad.
gafoon by paulieSass October 13, 2009
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Goonga Galoonga 

A phrase that someone may use to express deep shock or excitement.
1: I lost 50 pounds on weight watchers!

2: GOONGA GALOONGA!!!! You look amazing!
Goonga Galoonga by JettaPussy October 7, 2018
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A gazoony is the lowest form of carny, particularly a young inexperienced day laborer employed by circuses and carnivals.
"The Circus sideshow was called a "ten-in-one" because it had 10 acts. A "gazoony" was a man who put up and took down the show."
gazoony by Tyty29 January 22, 2008

Hoosh Ganoonin 

A hideous creature that roams the dark woods and wreaks terror in the hearts of children.
(1) Run Jane run before hoosh ganoonin grabs you.

(2) Tyrone was scared taking a shortcut through the woods because he heard Hoosh Ganoonin was waiting there to kill him.
Hoosh Ganoonin by Jimlo2229 October 12, 2009
1. A semi-erect phallus which thereby inhibits comfortable urination.

2. A derogatory term for a person/s, which matches the definition stated in 1.
1. "damnit.. i just tried to take a piss, but i've got a gaboona!!"

2. "you're a fkn gaboona :/"
Gaboona by perverse & crispy October 31, 2004
A galoon is a gallon of the cheapest wine which means it is usually made from the residue of other wine pressings.
On the weekends we boys in the navy got drunk on a galoon of pink wine each cause it was cheap and fun to say - let's get ourselves a galoooooon of wine!
Galoon by beansforbreakfast July 28, 2019

gazoongas 

Great big ol' tits on a girl. We're talking milk jugs. This term must be pronounced with zest and enthusiasm. Can be spelled with multiple O's for emphasis.
Sean turned around and just about fell over when he saw the tits on the girl next door. Eric looked and exclaimed, "Check out the gazoongas on that girl!"
hahahaha
gazoongas by Firemaneric May 24, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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