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season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
season's greedings by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011

Greenness 

A Word To Use When You Think Something Is Better Than Awsome.
Steve: Did You Like That New Movie Joe?

Joe: Yea Steve, That Movie Was Greenness!
Greenness by Kargoth March 4, 2009

gerdiness 

After too much drinking and/or eating over a 2-3 hour period, there is an excess amount of gerd in the throat that causes uncomfortable burning sensations and excessive burping...not to mention an overall feeling that one would feel the need to have to throw up.
I was a total pig at the arcade! --- After 8 beers, two meals, and a pint of ice cream, there was a definite gerdiness when I slept that night.
gerdiness by Cnlefae April 23, 2017

greedies 

A female/s who is/are usually good looking and who is/are greedy for cock
holy shit brian look at those greedies
greedies by the96edwy October 29, 2010

Gremliness 

noun- used to describe the state of something's appearance being quite ugly and reprehensible. Taken from the word "Gremlin"; something that resembles a Gremlin; having the qualities of becoming even more hideous upon getting wet with water ie. rain, falling in a pool or lake; a female gremlin
Example: "Oh my gosh, She should really stop wearing so much make up....it only accentuates her gremliness."

"Wow, I saw a pic of your baby's mama on Facebook...I hope you don't feed her after midnight or spill water on her. She's a straight up Gremliness!"

"I hate looking at that pile of leaves; it's gremliness is creeping me out!"
Gremliness by HalfbludTrini February 8, 2010

geekiness 

Geekiness is an adjective used to describe an individual who is a geek
"The chess club is just reaking with geekiness..."
geekiness by Lumas August 1, 2005