gårt

gårt is a person who is really disgusting and gross, mostly used as an insult by alpha males.

person 1: omg look at the gårt over there
person 2: yeah bro he's really gross
person 1: yeah ur right, stupid gårt

by goatsmasher45 September 10, 2020

gart

1). Something gone wrong. Can be used in numerous forms.
ex. Something gart is going on here; D'oh, I just got garted

2). Term used when completely owning something.
ex. Hah, I garted you good.

3) That bigggest fagbank to walk god's green earth
ex. ^o^b has just signed in.

Ha Ha you got GARTED!

by death January 14, 2004

Gart

**Gart**
**The swiggiest, swaggiest potato there is. He is the drippiest most yes potato you'd ever seen. Gard is typically wearing his swag glasses and gold chain. He's from Ireland and is on the search for his long lost twin brother, Fart who is 69 seconds younger than Gart.**

**Example:**
**Some loser who somehow doesn't know who Gart is: Woahhhhhh who tf is that potato they've got more drip than LINDA!**
**A smart guy who knows who Gart is: WHY HE'S GART! THE SWIGGIEST SWAGGIEST POTATO EVER!!!!!!!!!!**

by drippy.potato.swag May 10, 2021

Gart

A gyro fueled fart.

I've been eating nothing but Oakland Gyro's the past two days and my garts are greasy and toxic.

by ChknFckr March 13, 2015

gart

a fart that is gnarly

Mom, did you hear that biblical gart?

by gnarlycircuit May 27, 2015

Gart

A funny man i met on discord

Can also be used as a substitute for good

hey you have a Gart afternoon

You to

by ilovebridges March 14, 2023

Gart

To expel gas from the anus while simultaneously gagging on a penis.

Tim told Kayla to fit all thirteen freckles on his walpole in her mouth and which made her gart.

by NightSchool March 15, 2018