Gart

**Gart**
**The swiggiest, swaggiest potato there is. He is the drippiest most yes potato you'd ever seen. Gard is typically wearing his swag glasses and gold chain. He's from Ireland and is on the search for his long lost twin brother, Fart who is 69 seconds younger than Gart.**

**Example:**
**Some loser who somehow doesn't know who Gart is: Woahhhhhh who tf is that potato they've got more drip than LINDA!**
**A smart guy who knows who Gart is: WHY HE'S GART! THE SWIGGIEST SWAGGIEST POTATO EVER!!!!!!!!!!**

by drippy.potato.swag May 10, 2021

Gart

A gyro fueled fart.

I've been eating nothing but Oakland Gyro's the past two days and my garts are greasy and toxic.

by ChknFckr March 13, 2015

Gart

A funny man i met on discord

Can also be used as a substitute for good

hey you have a Gart afternoon

You to

by ilovebridges March 15, 2023

Gart

To expel gas from the anus while simultaneously gagging on a penis.

Tim told Kayla to fit all thirteen freckles on his walpole in her mouth and which made her gart.

by NightSchool March 15, 2018

Gart

to expel an audible discharge of intestinal gas which also contains grease from the processed food; usually caused after taking an Alli weight loss pill.

What's that stain on the back of your pants? Is that grease?

Oh no, I garted!

by Pyro_Rock March 29, 2010

Gart

A mix of being dumb and smart

Her mum was so gart she changed the password of the device her daughter needed for school

by elle.lily.potter January 02, 2021

Gart

Gay artist

Uses of Gart:

"Gart Brooks"
"Gart Simpson"
"Raiders of the Lost Gart"
"Humphry Bro-Gart"
"Gartoon Network"
"Mario Garty"
"Gart Attack"
"Open Gart Surgery"
"Garter Sauce"

The list is endless.

by slammin sam March 01, 2010