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A derogatory term to define one that loves figs.
Figlet by ChiliFre34k February 23, 2019
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The offspring of a pig and a frog... basically the child of Kermit and Miss Piggy.

Also known as a 'frig' or a 'pog'.

The friglet is a delicacy amongst the French (even though they'll basically eat anything) yet is hard to catch: although it's grunts can be heard for miles, the little critter can jump 27 feet at a time, therefore anyone who's ever caught one is often referred to as being 'a lucky frigger'.
"Kermie... I want for us to settle down and have friglets"

"Oh but Piggy... we've gotten low ceilings... surely they'll hurt themselves?"

"Hmm... you're right... forget it... let's just have a zany adventure featuring some famous folks instead!"

From 'Muppet & Muppettability' by Austin Jayne.
friglet by Neil Baxter October 8, 2005
A text message received on your phone from someone you don't know, that is directed at a friend of yours who does not own a cell phone.
Hey dude, I gots a figlet here on my phone for you
Excess back fat above a muffin top
Did you see her fliglets hey we’re huge
fliglet by Delilahmayyy May 21, 2018
A word you call a gay midget with a huge nose
"My buddy almost got into it with a figlet"
Figlet by NotTheGuy April 6, 2017
A command used in Linux to generate ASCII art

usage:
figlet /fontname yourtexthere
type figlet for font list
Steve: how do you make acsii art
Alex just go into your Linux terminal and type in “figlet (your text here)”

Steve: What the fuck is Linux
Alex: ok then just go to telehack.com and do the same thing
Steve:OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKED
figlet by YourLocalAsian September 4, 2022