fwiglet
You stupid fwiglet, rot in hell.
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Figlet
Figlet by ChiliFre34k February 23, 2019
friglet
The offspring of a pig and a frog... basically the child of Kermit and Miss Piggy.
Also known as a 'frig' or a 'pog'.
The friglet is a delicacy amongst the French (even though they'll basically eat anything) yet is hard to catch: although it's grunts can be heard for miles, the little critter can jump 27 feet at a time, therefore anyone who's ever caught one is often referred to as being 'a lucky frigger'.
Also known as a 'frig' or a 'pog'.
The friglet is a delicacy amongst the French (even though they'll basically eat anything) yet is hard to catch: although it's grunts can be heard for miles, the little critter can jump 27 feet at a time, therefore anyone who's ever caught one is often referred to as being 'a lucky frigger'.
"Kermie... I want for us to settle down and have friglets"
"Oh but Piggy... we've gotten low ceilings... surely they'll hurt themselves?"
"Hmm... you're right... forget it... let's just have a zany adventure featuring some famous folks instead!"
From 'Muppet & Muppettability' by Austin Jayne.
"Oh but Piggy... we've gotten low ceilings... surely they'll hurt themselves?"
"Hmm... you're right... forget it... let's just have a zany adventure featuring some famous folks instead!"
From 'Muppet & Muppettability' by Austin Jayne.
friglet by Neil Baxter October 8, 2005
Figlet
A text message received on your phone from someone you don't know, that is directed at a friend of yours who does not own a cell phone.
Figlet by RubberDucky1234567890 March 4, 2011
fliglet
fliglet by Delilahmayyy May 21, 2018
figlet
A command used in Linux to generate ASCII art
usage:
figlet /fontname yourtexthere
type figlet for font list
usage:
figlet /fontname yourtexthere
type figlet for font list
Steve: how do you make acsii art
Alex just go into your Linux terminal and type in “figlet (your text here)”
Steve: What the fuck is Linux
Alex: ok then just go to telehack.com and do the same thing
Steve:OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKED
Alex just go into your Linux terminal and type in “figlet (your text here)”
Steve: What the fuck is Linux
Alex: ok then just go to telehack.com and do the same thing
Steve:OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKED
figlet by YourLocalAsian September 4, 2022
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