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A derogatory term to define one that loves figs.
Figlet by ChiliFre34k February 23, 2019
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A text message received on your phone from someone you don't know, that is directed at a friend of yours who does not own a cell phone.
Hey dude, I gots a figlet here on my phone for you
Figlet by RubberDucky1234567890 March 4, 2011
A word you call a gay midget with a huge nose
"My buddy almost got into it with a figlet"
Figlet by NotTheGuy April 6, 2017
A command used in Linux to generate ASCII art

usage:
figlet /fontname yourtexthere
type figlet for font list
Steve: how do you make acsii art
Alex just go into your Linux terminal and type in “figlet (your text here)”

Steve: What the fuck is Linux
Alex: ok then just go to telehack.com and do the same thing
Steve:OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKED
figlet by YourLocalAsian September 4, 2022
When A Skinny Person And a Fat Person Fuck, They Make A Ball Like Baby That Only Way Of Moving Is To ROLL! Particularily A Boy
Person 1:Hey Did You See There Baby?
Person 2: Yeah It Was A Total Figlet!
Persons 1 And 2: Hahahaha
Figlet by Cheese Head1234 December 9, 2011
A name that a young child might give to a penis. Derived from the term 'tigler'.
Child: 'hey dad, is that your figlet?'
Figlet by DogTits August 21, 2013
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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