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a really discusting person who thinks there cool
the fig-let will never get the pink-cookie
fig-let by martay February 18, 2003
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A derogatory term to define one that loves figs.
Figlet by ChiliFre34k February 23, 2019
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A text message received on your phone from someone you don't know, that is directed at a friend of yours who does not own a cell phone.
Hey dude, I gots a figlet here on my phone for you
Figlet by RubberDucky1234567890 March 4, 2011
A word you call a gay midget with a huge nose
"My buddy almost got into it with a figlet"
Figlet by NotTheGuy April 6, 2017
A command used in Linux to generate ASCII art

usage:
figlet /fontname yourtexthere
type figlet for font list
Steve: how do you make acsii art
Alex just go into your Linux terminal and type in “figlet (your text here)”

Steve: What the fuck is Linux
Alex: ok then just go to telehack.com and do the same thing
Steve:OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKED
figlet by YourLocalAsian September 4, 2022
When A Skinny Person And a Fat Person Fuck, They Make A Ball Like Baby That Only Way Of Moving Is To ROLL! Particularily A Boy
Person 1:Hey Did You See There Baby?
Person 2: Yeah It Was A Total Figlet!
Persons 1 And 2: Hahahaha
Figlet by Cheese Head1234 December 9, 2011
A name that a young child might give to a penis. Derived from the term 'tigler'.
Child: 'hey dad, is that your figlet?'
Figlet by DogTits August 21, 2013
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