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Fu-womp (as in swamp) (verb) The act of pooping in the approximate amount of time it would take one to pee. Getting just enough poop out to hold one over until one has ample time to get settled into a more private and comfortable poop recepticle, bathroom, shithouse, john, throne...you get the idea...or toilet.

Usually performed in situations such as new relationships while at future in-laws', in the midst of mixed company having dinner, or when in a rush for work to make it on time but not having to hold it the entire commute.

Person 1: "Dude, we only got 3 minutes 'til class and I really gotta poop!"
Person 2: "Just go Fwamp."
Person 1: "Great idea! I'm so glad this word exists!!!"
Related Words
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1. Describes almost accuratly the sound that wanking off makes.
2. the motion your arm makes when wanking off.
Mike: *FWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAP*
Fwap by B to the R July 4, 2003
adj. Slang term for someone who masturbates (Usually describing a man.)

The word is almost interchangable with 'Wanker.' - Though it is generally not considered to be as offensive.
"I must confess that I am an absolute fwapper."

"There's nothing like a good fwap in the morning!"
fwapper by Fwapper December 13, 2008
what you say when you hit someone or poke someone. most likely its intended.
fwapa by Spike obsessed21 June 5, 2005
adj. Slang term for someone who masturbates (Usually describing a man.)

The word is almost interchangable with 'Wanker.' - Though it is not considered to be as offensive. Use of the word is widespread on www.b3ta.com and may have originated there.
"I must confess that I am an absolute fwapper."

"There's nothing like a good fwap in the morning!"
fwapper by Fwapper December 14, 2008
Bob stayed home from work today, he has a bad cold and feels really fwampy.
Fwampy by AaroniousLamm January 3, 2010