fwahp 

When a guy is sending a dick pic while laying down and his junk is so hard when it comes out of his boxers or what have you, that when it hits his stomach, it makes a 'Fwahp' sound.

*pulls dick out while FT SO* FWAHP. "Omg babe you're so thick!

fwahp by Sw33ti3_3.14 January 26, 2022

Fwamp 

Fu-womp (as in swamp) (verb) The act of pooping in the approximate amount of time it would take one to pee. Getting just enough poop out to hold one over until one has ample time to get settled into a more private and comfortable poop recepticle, bathroom, shithouse, john, throne...you get the idea...or toilet.

Usually performed in situations such as new relationships while at future in-laws', in the midst of mixed company having dinner, or when in a rush for work to make it on time but not having to hold it the entire commute.

Person 1: "Dude, we only got 3 minutes 'til class and I really gotta poop!"
Person 2: "Just go Fwamp."
Person 1: "Great idea! I'm so glad this word exists!!!"

Fwamp by Matt, Chris, and the one and only Mr. Fwamp December 9, 2008

Fwap 

1. Describes almost accuratly the sound that wanking off makes.
2. the motion your arm makes when wanking off.

Mike: *FWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAP*

Fwap by B to the R July 4, 2003

fwapper 

adj. Slang term for someone who masturbates (Usually describing a man.)

The word is almost interchangable with 'Wanker.' - Though it is generally not considered to be as offensive.

"I must confess that I am an absolute fwapper."

"There's nothing like a good fwap in the morning!"

fwapper by Fwapper December 13, 2008

fwapa

what you say when you hit someone or poke someone. most likely its intended.

*hits someone lightly* fwapa!

fwapa by Spike obsessed21 June 5, 2005

fwapper 

adj. Slang term for someone who masturbates (Usually describing a man.)

The word is almost interchangable with 'Wanker.' - Though it is not considered to be as offensive. Use of the word is widespread on www.b3ta.com and may have originated there.

"I must confess that I am an absolute fwapper."

"There's nothing like a good fwap in the morning!"

fwapper by Fwapper December 14, 2008

Fwampy 

To feel tired and run down.

Bob stayed home from work today, he has a bad cold and feels really fwampy.

Fwampy by AaroniousLamm January 3, 2010