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fuzzyturd 

The end result when two gays go to a petshop to purchase a rodent. This term is a noun.
Tom Cat shoved Jerry Mouse up Adam Lambert's ass thus turning Jerry into a fuzzyturd.
fuzzyturd by Dadrizzler October 11, 2010
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fuzzymunch 

After going to bed naked, you wake up in the middle of the night to your dog licking your gina or balls.
I caught that dirty ass dog giving me a fuzzymunch last night night and now my cooch smells like dog breathe.
fuzzymunch by DirtyCPT March 7, 2011

Fuzzybuni cult

A fuzzybuni cult is a group of people who adores Graham Coxon and fuzzybuni (a fanfic writer) and goes on adventures (mainly in writing). They are constantly horny and thirsty for the young versions of musicians. They can also be referred to as a gang
I and my friends are going on a raid to put pictures of Graham Coxon in town.

Josh you aren't in a fuzzybuni cult are you?

FuzzyUncle 

When a girl rubs her ponytail on your asshole and cleans the dingleberries off.
Olivia put her frizzy hair in a ponytail and gave Kevin a fuzzyuncle because he hadn't showered for 3 days.
FuzzyUncle by AnalCreamsicle October 16, 2019
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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