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shprinkler

Before a guy cums, stand up and a girl sticks her finger in his asshole, "control" shoots the load back and fourth while making sprinkler noises.

Laura and I did a shprinkler in my asshole roommates room and now everything is a glazed doughnut.

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After going to bed naked, you wake up in the middle of the night to your dog licking your gina or balls.

I caught that dirty ass dog giving me a fuzzymunch last night night and now my cooch smells like dog breathe.

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