fuzzyturd Share definition Flag The end result when two gays go to a petshop to purchase a rodent. This term is a noun. Tom Cat shoved Jerry Mouse up Adam Lambert's ass thus turning Jerry into a fuzzyturd. fuzzyturd by Dadrizzler October 11, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the fuzzyturd mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch