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A substitute for the word fucking used to accentuate a point, either positively or negatively, or as an exclamation of frustration or annoyance. When used as an exclamation it can be shortened to "futz"
"I futzen' love grilled cheese with tomato soup"

"Futz! I failed my biology test"
futzen' by EM_22 May 3, 2018
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1. A small ball of lint or fuzz, esp. one stuck to clothing.
2. A tiny remnant of something, too small to be valuable.
1. These vintage sweaters are worthless-- they're covered in futzels.

2. There's nothing left of the pizza, just a couple futzels.
futzel by Mr.Dandy January 17, 2012
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Goofing around;wasting time
"Quit your futzin around and get in the car so we can leave"
futzin by Kenba May 28, 2006

hutz ‘n futzin’ 

That’s enough hutz ‘n futzin’, Marsha.

Get to work!

Hey, Dan, did you finish your work?,
Naw, I’ve just been hutz ‘n futzin’ all day.
hutz ‘n futzin’ by Gang Dangus October 19, 2018
This word that comes from the German word fotze (meaning cunt) google translator defines this word as "pussy."
vagina, cunt, pussy, female parts & fotzen
fotzen by jesus aka patrick June 14, 2010
(German Slang)
When you fight someone.
Guy1: What are you looking at !?
Guy2: Soll ich dich Fetzen oder was!?(Should I beat you up!?/Should I fight you!?)
Fetzen by OsHiX June 15, 2021
german word for cunt/vagina
(english guy meets his german friend)

englishman-hey man,hooked up wth this girl last night,had the nicest pussy ever

german-cat?

englishman-nah man,fotzen!!

german-ohhh hahaha good one man,ein lieber fotzen!!

(both walk off together)
fotzen by jay31189 February 22, 2011
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