by MihaiTheAwsm January 05, 2020
Person#1: There sure are a lot of homosexuals in Holland.
Person#2: Dich. Everyone in Holland is homosexual.
Person#1: Oh, sorry.
Person#2: Dich. Everyone in Holland is homosexual.
Person#1: Oh, sorry.
by I'm from Holland. Isn't that gay? March 16, 2004
by DefinedbyCK July 29, 2018
A descriptive and exclamatory adjecive used to describe any person, situation, or thing which is by nature either exceedingly baller or unparalleled in clout.
Anything that is "diche" is characteristically massive in quantity, superior in quality, and masterful in delivery. On a scale from one to ten, "diche" actually converts from numbers to the letters O.G.
Anything that is "diche" is characteristically massive in quantity, superior in quality, and masterful in delivery. On a scale from one to ten, "diche" actually converts from numbers to the letters O.G.
Dead Guy at the Perly Gates: "After I found the briefcase of money, just before my lawyer called me to tell me I won both my marital AND corporate lawsuits, I got run over by a city bus."
God: "God! that's so un-dicheful. Let him in."
OR (as an exclamatory adjective)
Dude#1: "Not only did I escape away with the drugs, but the cop cars behind me crashed into each other and the piglets inside were sent flying through their windshields!"
Dude#2: "Diche!!"
God: "God! that's so un-dicheful. Let him in."
OR (as an exclamatory adjective)
Dude#1: "Not only did I escape away with the drugs, but the cop cars behind me crashed into each other and the piglets inside were sent flying through their windshields!"
Dude#2: "Diche!!"
by HeroicFlow January 31, 2008
An extremely fat and long, yet greasy, dirty, and smelly penis, most likely of an overweight German or Eastern European.
by anonymous|unknown March 01, 2015
A clever blend of the words dick and douche allowing you to label a person as both in one convenient and compact package.
SexyladyXXX72: Dude, if you liked that movie you're a stupid dumbass faggot.
Lingleberries: Stop being a diche, GTFO.
Lingleberries: Stop being a diche, GTFO.
by Kavurcen April 27, 2009
by Den Cipracle November 15, 2010