futudo

When you piss and shit simultaneously.

"We were at McDonald's the other day and Brenda futudo'd down the slide."

by nolsdod June 3, 2019

Kosuke Fukudome

A player on the Chicago Cubs, if reading this in the future, a former player for the Chicago Cubs. However his baseball career is of little to no relevence to those who use his name as it should be, an expletive. Commonly used as an acceptable replacement for the word "fuck" or any swear. Fukudome, and Kosuke can be used in many ways, such as shortened versions down to "fuku".

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Man, that test was horrible, I studied a lot but I'm not sure if I did well."

Guy 2: "Yeah, I really got fuku'd."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey here's an idea, go fuku yourself!"

Example 3:

Guy 1 posting on Facebook: "I got a new job!"

Girl 1 commenting: "Nice!"

Guy 2 commenting: "About time."

Girl 2 commenting: "Where?"

Guy 3 commenting: " Kosuke Fukudome!"

Guy 1 commenting on his post: "At the high school, also Ko-suke me off Guy 3."

Example 4:

Guy 1: "Fuku my life."

by Kosuke Fukudome August 25, 2011

fukudome

Fuck You Do Me

Guy: HI
Girl: Fukudome

when someone wants you to have sex with them.

by IamAwhiteGuy March 28, 2009

futurola

a joint rolling machine used widely by many enlightened pot smokers.

i just packed the chron into my futurola, twisted it up and bam i had a nice ass joint

by smokey mcpot September 4, 2003

Fukudome

An Asian baseball player for the Cubs....said to be crazier than Chuck Norris this son-of-a-B will fuck some bitches up..People often say Fuck u....Do me

Fukudome hit a homerun with his dick.

by DiZaNy May 16, 2008

fufudor

Noun; A contraption in which you blow smoke into that traps the harsh smell of the smoke. In which a pleasant smell will exit. Example; A toilet paper roll filled with fabric softner sheets.

Let's blow our smoke into the fufudor, so when my mom comes home she can't smell it.

by Levirocks December 28, 2007

futurology

To study and learn in the toxic ways of the Trap Lord and King of Misogyny, Future.

Gah damn man another one of these bitches did me wrong. I gotta start learning futurology.

by Bandemic July 16, 2021