futbucker

a dislexic spelling of butfucker
one who fucks buts
the way you may say it in class and hope to god the teacher dosent pick up on it

hey whats going on futbucker?
asshole

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

Futbuck

When space rangers time warp back to the past to sodomize an individual who paid NASA to name a star after his girlfriend, thus causing intergalactic strife.

Alex was futbucked by spaceranger Kip after he named g-067x "Kadyrose".

by Phelan Shea February 8, 2007

futbucking

Snorting cocaine with either a dyslexic man's leg, or a paranoid German woman named Helga's right thigh bone.

I met Helga today in Essen. We were futbucking near that dealer's house all day.

by greengreg418 February 5, 2011

Futbuck

Someone that likes to "F" you in da "A".

That futbuck bent me over and gave it to me raw when he handed down my sentence.

by Modofodo December 16, 2022