furiously masturbating 

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.

Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.

furiously masturbating by AXAdartmouth April 16, 2009

masturbates furiously

Masturbating at a rate likely to cause friction burn.

Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?

He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.

masturbates furiously by 4th, disgusted March 6, 2008

masturbates furiously

a shitty interweb site

man, masturbatesfuriously.com is stupid

masturbates furiously by hat November 4, 2004

Spooning Furiously 

1) The act of intense spooning, whether platonic or not, possibly leading up to sex. Often referred to in the context where sex does not eventuate, leading to disappointment for one or both parties.

Her: "I was spooning furiously with Tom last night and he never fucking made any moves on me. I know he wanted to because I could feel his raging spooner through his pants."

Her: "I can't believe we didn't have sex last night. I was spooning furiously with this guy for an hour before I got bored and fell asleep."

Spooning Furiously by samsayton April 10, 2011

Colorless Green Ideas Sleep Furiously 

Phrase - An unnecessarily long and extremely boring speech that could have been done in less time and conveys little to no useful meaning.

Steven Pinker's Big think speach on linguistics was a real colorless green ideas sleep furiously moment.

Colorless Green Ideas Sleep Furiously by FoxyLady85 September 23, 2022

furious masturbation 

(n)The act of masturbating with great physical fury; masturbating with extreme or violent vigor. Sometimes abbreviated as furiousbait

Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating

In fits of rage Johnny tended to blow of steam by using furious masturbation sometimes nearly chafing his dick off.

furious masturbation by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

Furious Beppler 

When a Beppler, or one of his friends he has to pay to have, looses a pvp fight or an item and the Beppler has to spend real money to replace the in-game item.

Damn, that is one Furious Beppler. The guy he gives stuff to so he will be his friend just lost an item that costs about 500$ and he had to replace it.

Furious Beppler by Stouts June 21, 2020