fuqit

Fuck it

Fuqit, let's go

fuqit by Wtfut March 6, 2024

tax fugitive

Someone who is VERY short (at most 5 feet and 2 inches), someone who suffers from horrible acne also one of their eyes droops further down then the other one, and is very bad at the game Pokémon

Person 1: I am going to go watch some Ludwig on Twitch!
Person 2: Isn't he a tax fugitive?
Person 1: Yeah, but I only watch him when Clint Stevens isn't online

tax fugitive by Le Funny Man March 13, 2020

fukity fuck 

fuckity fuck (Noun): a sex life involving more than inanimate objects

Anyone caught cheating on this test will get no fukity fuck for the rest of the semester.

fukity fuck by Pinkie_Flamingo October 1, 2012

fukitol 

Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
When Life Just Blows.... FUKITOL!

Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?

fukitol by Tina June 19, 2005

FUITH 

Acronym internet: F*cked up in the head.
1: Someone's comment or behavior is insane to the point of mental impairment
2: Being mentally off-balance

Did you hear about Tom Cruise's couch-jumping stunt on Oprah? Man, that dude's FUITH.

FUITH by BlinkyStardust July 19, 2005

Funitude 

n.

1. Someone that always exhibits an attitude of fun and excitement in what he/she is doing. This person often is the life of the party and invited to events just because friends/acquaintances know they will have more fun if he/she is there.

2. Person lacking of standard excuses for not having fun or going out, such as: "i'm tired", "I have to get up early", "I have my kid tonight", "My spouse said i can't go out", "I drank too much last night"

Bachelor: Can we go home now I have a wedding in the morning.

Best man: NO! You had better change your funitude right now or no more dances for you!

OR

Person 1: Man, last night was crazy.

Person 2: I know, Person 3 is the world record holder for "purveyor of funitude" (as measured on the official funitudity meter)

Funitude by Dick Turner October 14, 2009

i want fuit gummy 

a catch phrase with an uncertain origin and meaning, often seen in top text/bottom text formatted memes over random images

“i want fuit gummy”
“what the fuck, greg”

i want fuit gummy by laarge November 15, 2019