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tax fugitive
Someone who is VERY short (at most 5 feet and 2 inches), someone who suffers from horrible acne also one of their eyes droops further down then the other one, and is very bad at the game Pokémon
Person 1: I am going to go watch some Ludwig on Twitch!
Person 2: Isn't he a tax fugitive?
Person 1: Yeah, but I only watch him when Clint Stevens isn't online
Person 2: Isn't he a tax fugitive?
Person 1: Yeah, but I only watch him when Clint Stevens isn't online
tax fugitive by Le Funny Man March 13, 2020
fukity fuck
fukity fuck by Pinkie_Flamingo October 1, 2012
FUITH
Acronym internet: F*cked up in the head.
1: Someone's comment or behavior is insane to the point of mental impairment
2: Being mentally off-balance
1: Someone's comment or behavior is insane to the point of mental impairment
2: Being mentally off-balance
FUITH by BlinkyStardust July 19, 2005
Funitude
n.
1. Someone that always exhibits an attitude of fun and excitement in what he/she is doing. This person often is the life of the party and invited to events just because friends/acquaintances know they will have more fun if he/she is there.
2. Person lacking of standard excuses for not having fun or going out, such as: "i'm tired", "I have to get up early", "I have my kid tonight", "My spouse said i can't go out", "I drank too much last night"
1. Someone that always exhibits an attitude of fun and excitement in what he/she is doing. This person often is the life of the party and invited to events just because friends/acquaintances know they will have more fun if he/she is there.
2. Person lacking of standard excuses for not having fun or going out, such as: "i'm tired", "I have to get up early", "I have my kid tonight", "My spouse said i can't go out", "I drank too much last night"
Bachelor: Can we go home now I have a wedding in the morning.
Best man: NO! You had better change your funitude right now or no more dances for you!
OR
Person 1: Man, last night was crazy.
Person 2: I know, Person 3 is the world record holder for "purveyor of funitude" (as measured on the official funitudity meter)
Best man: NO! You had better change your funitude right now or no more dances for you!
OR
Person 1: Man, last night was crazy.
Person 2: I know, Person 3 is the world record holder for "purveyor of funitude" (as measured on the official funitudity meter)
Funitude by Dick Turner October 14, 2009
i want fuit gummy
a catch phrase with an uncertain origin and meaning, often seen in top text/bottom text formatted memes over random images
i want fuit gummy by laarge November 15, 2019
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Blexas
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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