So you're waiting for a friend to do the simplest task, like send an e-mail, or more accurately, let you in on something they worked hard to achieve. you've been waiting weeks, maybe even months since the original discussion and it still hasn't happened.
It's enough to make you go crazy! You're fupped!
i'm still waiting for a config file example from a friend for ages so I can watch movies on my PS3. You've been fupped!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.