funkynuts

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Sweaty nutsacs that are SO funky they smell like month old rotton cauliflower.

"Oh god man, I can smell your funkynuts all the way over here, I'm gonna pass out if you don't put your boxers back on"

funkynuts by Melissa January 21, 2004

Words you can keep

fucknutsville

Rahm Emanuel's description of Washington, DC; in particular, its political culture.

It's already hard enough having to deal with goddamn politicians all day. Add to that the internet, blogs, and the 24-hour news cycle and it's just fucknutsville.

fucknutsville by captainwerd August 9, 2010

Related Words

funkynuts • funky nut blast • fucknutshitbag • funknust • fannynuts • Fucknuts McGee • fucknutsville • Funkylust • funkynese • fester fucknuts

fucknuts

People who are fucking clueless and hella annoying.

Hey Fucknuts! Watch where you're driving that giant piece of shit!

fucknuts by Wendy February 11, 2004

fundysnuts

a literal god. they are friends with fundy *REAL!* and simped over draculaura btw. we pray to fundysnuts on weekdays starting from yes to yes

person 1: have you went to the fundysnuts prayer today?
person 2: oh shit let me do that rq

fundysnuts by ghostbursdarling August 31, 2021

fucknuts

dumbass people who dont know what the fuck they are doing about anything. Also people who think the are the worlds best when really they are just dumbasses.

Derek Dewey, Preps, Bill Gates, and Pete Yount and all others who have to look up this definition

fucknuts by Anonymous August 10, 2003

Monkeys of funkyness

The coolest damn monkeys in the world.

When used in conversation, it means; "Why yes, that sounds like an amiable occurrence, old bean."

Chris: "Want to come over on Friday?"
Sooz: "Monkeys of funkyness!"

Monkeys of funkyness by sooz_the_great April 20, 2006

funkynese

funkynese
1. the language of funk; anyone or anything involved in all forms and activities of funk/funky; first coined by Rom in 2006.
2. a combination of ebonic, surfer slang and online/L337 lingo.

That's a stylish tshirt! Very funkynese... I like! I'm a DJ and Photographer, it's a very funkynese industry and I love it. Funkynese lingo: "Yo, waddup dude...cu l8trz aight?! lol :D"

funkynese by Rom Zamora July 29, 2008

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026