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fuckmonkey 

Someone who is just being used for sex
he is just her fuckmonkey
fuckmonkey by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

fuckmonkey 

Someone who continually screws up
"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"
fuckmonkey by nzowl December 15, 2003

FonkyMonkyFriday 

a holiday started by Corpse Husband.

every friday, corpsetwt wishes everyone a Happy #FonkyMonkyFriday and Corpse sends different celebrities a video with 'Happy FonkyMonkyFriday' on twitter
Happy #FonkyMonkyFriday !
FonkyMonkyFriday by iamsadlyalive December 11, 2020

hunky funky monkey 

a hot guy who scarily similar to a monkey, yet still has it going on. Computer adicted usually.
hunky funky monkey:brown/gray hair, blue eyes, well dressed or t-shirt and jeans with chips and soda stains, with massive, and I mean massive, ears that could kill Dumbo with a single swipe.

Funky Monkey 

The mixing of small amounts of left over alchohol to form a strong drink.
After the big party we made a funky monkey with the leftover booze.
Funky Monkey by Chelc June 18, 2004

the funky monkey dance

what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.
I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.