funkwagon

A funk wagon is a shopping cart filled with a homeless persons belongings.

Check out Tom's funkwagon

by Pro Logik March 4, 2018

fuckwagon

One whom wields so much fucking bullshit that they must have a wagon attatched to their ass to carry it all.

Eric: "Hey Billy, I had your mother last night."
Billy: "Fuck off Eric, you're full of shit."

Eric: "You know Claire, I heard Billy likes to wear little girls panties for fun."

Claire: "God Billy, Eric is such a fuckwagon, why do you hang out with him?"
Billy: "I don't. Who told you I hang out with him?"
Claire: "HE did."
Billy: "God, what a FUCKWAGON!"

by KaiKai June 30, 2007

Fuckagon

Also known as a sexagon.
More realistically known as a hexacontaenneagon.
A polygon with 69 sides.

Gregory: I haven't seen anything like that?
Ben: Well that sign's shaped like a fuckagon.
Gregory: I see.

by gregben May 27, 2023

fandwagon

A fandom bandwagon

"Johnny has never watched Doctor Who? I think he needs to jump on that Fandwagon."

by n3rdg1rl September 13, 2014

funktagion

Funktagion can be an illness or disease contracted from dirty hippies. Funktagion can also be the stench coming off of dirty hippies.

Dude, I caught a whiff of some serious dirty hippie funktagion while in the parking lot at the Phish concert last night.

A contagious funktagion was going around when we were camping at the Rainbow Gathering and I caught it! Ughhhh!!

Patchouli oil is strong, unstoppable funktagion that does NOT cover up BO and makes it worse.

by MellyInMay September 14, 2011

fanwagon

The term given to joining a team's proverbial bandwagon during the later parts of the season and or playoffs. This means becoming a fan when you previously were not, even if that means for just a few days.

"Dude, doesn't look good for the Jazz."

"I know. But I can't stand the Lakers. If they win, I'm hopping on the Suns fanwagon."

by quignugget May 9, 2010

junkwagon

an unscrupulous female, usually given to indicriminate sexual promiscuity; especially appropriate for such women whose physique has deteriorated significantly.

Ashley used to be dope son, but after all them kids and Std's, she's a real junkwagon.

by Juse One October 5, 2006