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fuckwagon
One whom wields so much fucking bullshit that they must have a wagon attatched to their ass to carry it all.
Eric: "Hey Billy, I had your mother last night."
Billy: "Fuck off Eric, you're full of shit."
Eric: "You know Claire, I heard Billy likes to wear little girls panties for fun."
Claire: "God Billy, Eric is such a fuckwagon, why do you hang out with him?"
Billy: "I don't. Who told you I hang out with him?"
Claire: "HE did."
Billy: "God, what a FUCKWAGON!"
Billy: "Fuck off Eric, you're full of shit."
Eric: "You know Claire, I heard Billy likes to wear little girls panties for fun."
Claire: "God Billy, Eric is such a fuckwagon, why do you hang out with him?"
Billy: "I don't. Who told you I hang out with him?"
Claire: "HE did."
Billy: "God, what a FUCKWAGON!"
Related Words
funkwagon • fuckwagon • ye old fuckwagon • fandwagon • fanwagon • Fuckagon • Fucktagonal • funktagion • funktagous • junkwagon
fandwagon
funktagion
Funktagion can be an illness or disease contracted from dirty hippies. Funktagion can also be the stench coming off of dirty hippies.
Dude, I caught a whiff of some serious dirty hippie funktagion while in the parking lot at the Phish concert last night.
A contagious funktagion was going around when we were camping at the Rainbow Gathering and I caught it! Ughhhh!!
Patchouli oil is strong, unstoppable funktagion that does NOT cover up BO and makes it worse.
A contagious funktagion was going around when we were camping at the Rainbow Gathering and I caught it! Ughhhh!!
Patchouli oil is strong, unstoppable funktagion that does NOT cover up BO and makes it worse.
funktagion by MellyInMay September 14, 2011
fanwagon
The term given to joining a team's proverbial bandwagon during the later parts of the season and or playoffs. This means becoming a fan when you previously were not, even if that means for just a few days.
"Dude, doesn't look good for the Jazz."
"I know. But I can't stand the Lakers. If they win, I'm hopping on the Suns fanwagon."
"I know. But I can't stand the Lakers. If they win, I'm hopping on the Suns fanwagon."
fanwagon by quignugget May 9, 2010
junkwagon
an unscrupulous female, usually given to indicriminate sexual promiscuity; especially appropriate for such women whose physique has deteriorated significantly.
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