"Yeah Mark is wicked smart, they gave him a huge scholarship, he's practically going to Harvard for the donut."
by quignugget May 24, 2010

A term made popular by the-dream (an american hip-hop artist) describing the hand bag a man buys his wife or girlfriend after he is caught cheating. This can come from a variety of designers, but it should be quite expensive, to save the relationship.
"She said, If you don't wanna break up, then you know what to do to make up....drop five stacks on that make up bag." -The-dream
by quignugget May 11, 2010

When someone is intoxicated to the extreme. Can be off alcohol, weed, other drugs, or a combination of any of them.
by quignugget July 05, 2010

Down to fuck anything that walks. A ridiculously horny mindstate in which someone is willing to have sex with just about anything at anytime, anywhere.
"Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months. You must be DTFATW."
"Of course, I'd even do that 400lb'er over there."
"Of course, I'd even do that 400lb'er over there."
by quignugget January 13, 2010

(n). The frustrating process of having a seemingly fast download sporadically begin to slow its download speed gradually until reaching zero k/b per second. What was once a promising download is now a dead 1/2 song or file that will not move.
Dude I've been trying to download that new Lil Wayne mixtape all day but there's so many people downloading it that it's hard to get a good link. All 10 tries have resulted in declining download deaths. Sucks.
by quignugget April 27, 2010

The sawdust-like material accumulating at the bottom of the cereal bag. It is often poured on top of the last bowl of cereal, by accident, as you always forget it is going to be there. Cereal sawdust is not pleasant.
I woke up this morning and poured some cereal. Not much left in the box, just a few flakes and then a ton of cereal sawdust. I was pissed.
by quignugget July 06, 2010

A command made by any male to a specific lady's boyfriend telling him to watch out for his girlfriend. This usually means that the person making the command is going after the lady and that if the boyfriend doesn't keep her on a short leash, she will get swept away.
by quignugget May 12, 2010
