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functuition 

1. Informal knowledge of how something works. 2. Having or pertaining to the intuition of how something functions.
Man, I don’t know how I know that I just used my functuition.
functuition by jake_doom March 11, 2023
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Functitious 

Something functional that can only be described as being utterly funky. Something so delightfully awesome, only one word can describe it- functitious.
Dude... that chick's rack is totally functitious.

My god, that car is functitious.

Holy crap, that new slurpee is completely functitious.
Functitious by DaleLavine February 4, 2009
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functuation 

a verb meaning to funk something up
"man i just gave that geography lesson some real functuation!"
functuation by Empo Jr May 16, 2008

Funktuation

Funktuation is the usage of bodily functions as punctuation in a sentence or situation. Particularly colorful farts and/or belches can often be substituted for traditional punctuation options. When attempting to prove a point or simply add a nice flavor to conversation, funktuation is the way to go.
"OMG. Your funktuation is overwhelming my entire central nervous system."

"We were really hitting it off until we started talking politics and she funktuated her frustration."

"I was definitely winning that argument until Sebastian funktuated his rebuttal with a particularly juicy wharbler."
Funktuation by AndytheArbiter December 7, 2010

Fuctuation 

Today was just a whole fuctuation!!
Fuctuation by dea121885 May 31, 2021

Funktuation

Ending a question or statement with an appropriate fart.
Funktuation would be a stinky, noisy fart at the end of the statement “I brought you a surprise” <farts>.
Funktuation by CleverGrrrrl November 25, 2024
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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