function't 

the inability to function as a human being for any reason, especially on a day where you need to do school or work

today I'm function't cuz i haven't slept in a fucking week

function't by The Professional Dumbass April 7, 2022

A computer can't function without an operating system 

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.

School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"

A computer can't function without an operating system by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023

can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

can't even function by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014

definition report function test 

test defintion.

definition report function test

definition report function test by Gaia V2 May 29, 2021

functionn't 

The act in which something or someone is unable to properly function.

I functionn't right now.

functionn't by Ry(ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻ July 15, 2023

Liver Function Test 

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.

Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!

Liver Function Test by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022

Wave Function Based Technologies 

Wave Function Based Technologies, shortened as WFBT, are a kind of technology that uses the wave function for work and operate. WFBT are also able to reproduce the wave function at any level mainly on macro level, and WFBT uses superquantum mechanics principles to work.

"Wave Function Based Technologies might be our technological future, but we will need to make massive research on it for turn it possible."

"Wave Function Based Technologies are the main technological concept of vibrationalism, not just of vibrationalism, but of the whole esoteric transhumanist movement."

Wave Function Based Technologies by Full Monteirism January 2, 2021