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function't 

the inability to function as a human being for any reason, especially on a day where you need to do school or work
today I'm function't cuz i haven't slept in a fucking week

A computer can't function without an operating system 

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.
School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"

can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.
I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

definition report function test 

Liver Function Test 

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.
Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!

functional tweaker 

Someone who does speed but works 40 hours a week, eats three meals a day, and sleeps every nite. And most importantly,is not a thief.
They work more hours, to get paid more, so they can buy more speed, so they can work more.
Hurts no one but themselves.
Noone would have guessed that the lady next door did drugs. She works, sleeps and eats and pays her bills. That's because she is a functional tweaker.