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Fuqasses 

A 6'10" 474 pound icelandic football player with little care for human life, and who also enjoys snacking on babies.
Ivanno Fuqasses plays football and also eats kids.
Fuqasses by Ivanno Fuqasses January 26, 2007
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We are gonna get fulass this weekend!
fulass by PRPEOPLE June 30, 2010

funbassador 

light hearted person who makes every social situation more fun. usually involved in the planning, getting people involved and even bringing the booze if necessary
That jerry is such a funbassador. he planned my bachelor party and my son's bar mitzvah!
funbassador by hordak August 22, 2007
A name given to a horse or group of horses that annoy one who is talking.
Bill- Wanna play some golf today?

Dick- Nah, I have to tend to the horses.

Bill- Those are some fucass horses.
Fucass by Dick Suckle August 27, 2008

Fanasstic 

An incredible or 'Fantastic' ass or bum (booty)
Tina: Mike, how do these jeans make my bum look?

Mike: Fanasstic!
Fanasstic by maryandbill July 30, 2008

Fuqasses 

Large and horrifying, yet attractive beast of a man. Of Icelandic and Fijian descent. Most know for his aggression and brief run in the MLB. He was the first player to be known to use his genitals instead of a baseball bat. A few short weeks later he was banned from the MLB after eating David Eckstein, Fuqasses claims he thought David was a baby. It was found out that after the incident, Ecksteins wife had since fallen in love with Ivanno and Fuqasses proceeded to have children with her then eat said children.
He now returned to the woods of Iceland when he eats stray babies and hits rocks with his junk to practice for the world baseball classic.
Be careful out there, or the magnificent locks of Fuqasses will eat your kids.
Fuqasses by Ivanno March 15, 2011