Dogn't's definitions

Cockfest

A Cockfest normally consists of large groups of semi naked men drinking and listening to Travis Scott or drake while also fingering each other's sweaty holes

I heard that party was a complete Cockfest, glad I was picking up my cousins dogs son from Tesco

by Dogn't November 14, 2018

Scahoop

Similar to scooped it's used when someone is caught out or is being yelled at.

Harry was given the scahoop

by Dogn't November 14, 2018

Meme jesus

Some weird looking fat ginger virgin who sells discord rolls for nudes and when he doesn't get them he gets quite upset and throws fits where he often ends up half asleep with a fist in his anus

That ginger cunt meme Jesus has 1.8million followers. Please tell me how that's possible

by Dogn't November 14, 2018

Fumer

Someone who seems dead set on annoying you or just persistent on making your life hell

Me fuckin ma's a proper fumer

by Dogn't November 14, 2018

perma

A perma is an authority figure, normally a teacher or parent but feared more than others

Perma fuckin scram lads, just leave your bags and blazers

by Dogn't November 14, 2018

ShidFardCumBurp

The act of shitting, farting, ejaculating, and burping all at once

Ok guys, I just ShidFardCumBurp. Very crazy

by Dogn't August 27, 2018

mega virgin

A mega virgin is someone who either still spends money on fortnite past 1st October 2018 or still considers it good and enjoyable

Half my year at school are all mega virgins

by Dogn't November 14, 2018