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revolutionary when it comes to deflecting politics-related questions in the classroom, Magister (teacher) Fuller has been teaching Latin for over a decade. A hand with the firmness of wet spaghetti in the classroom, he models his teaching style after
the Romans, if the Romans had the body structure of a turtle and had never seen a woman. While he may claim he is married with two kids, a
little known fact is that his wife married him out of pity and hired two method actors to play their offspring. He is a virgin.