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Fukof Bird 

A rare species of bird belonging to the crow family which inhabits most of North America and can be easily identified by its rainbow plumage and unique call which sounds like a queen trying to imitate a bird call while saying the word “fuck off.”
During our walk in the park today, we heard the call of a fukof bird.
Fukof Bird by B3rdW@tcher November 14, 2020
Literally means: (Such Misfortune) in Japanese and it’s one of the popular catchphrases of the Light Novel protagonist, Kamijō Touma.
*Something tragic happens*
Say: Fukou Da!
Fukou Da by no1esper October 17, 2018

fuckoffesque 

The kind of performances Viral Kilo comes up with after telling the world to fuck off.
Hell, yes. Aggression without cheating - everything Ponting wished to be but could never emulate to the same level.

Telling the world to fuck off and FOLLOWING it up with fuckoffesque performances - that's some alpha shit right there. Takes balls because if you fall flat, you become Umar Akmal (lmao). Kohli has revitalised bragging about big dicks and then actually having a 13-incher - and that's a good recipe for fun times (no homo... I think?)

He's a spicee boii, is that Viral Kilo
fuckoffesque by reddit_dit_di_dude August 20, 2018

fuckoff.com 

The visceral response you might give to someone you don’t like who asks you for your website address.
Alright let’s see, my web address will be easy to remember; it’s fuckoff.com.
fuckoff.com by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

Fuckoffyoubastardsonofabitch!!! 

Only said when you are repeatedly annoyed by the same fucking bastard son of a bitch over and over and over again.
Andiz: Fuckoffyoubastardsonofabitch!!!
Rezha Kampret: Hey,How did you know that????

fuckoffism

The practice of reflexively disregarding and disparaging everyone and everything.
Her core belief that she was all alone could be traced back to an early experience of intergenerationally transmitted familial fuckoffism.
fuckoffism by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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