fudge picker 

A fudge picker is someone whose job it is to pick poop off flaccid, spent willies at a gay bathhouse.

As Franklin went through his disgusting, smelly day as a fudge picker, he dreamed of the time he would be far away from all this, and married to George Michael.

fudge picker by scodder May 7, 2010

fudge packer 

1) Someone who indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so.
2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution
3) The opperator of the above machine.

I'm a fudge packer, I pack fudge in boxes.

fudge packer by black flag May 29, 2004

fudge packer 

a man who is gay, fudge packer is used to say as a man that enjoys anal sex with another man. also known as..sticking it in the pooper.

keebler elves are fudge packers!

fudge packer by Dchappy32 June 23, 2011

Gay Bay Fudge Packers

A term used by fans of the NFL's other 31 teams to refer to the Green Bay Packers.

Bears Fan: I really hate those Gay Bay Fudge Packers!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!

Gay Bay Fudge Packers by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

fudge packer 

someone that packages fudge

Tom Cruise is a fudge packer

fudge packer by Tigerer April 20, 2010

Fudge Packer 

Tom Cruise is a Fudge Packer.

Hey there Mr. Cruise I didn't know you were a Fudge Packer?

Fudge Packer by CoUnMe April 21, 2010

Green Bay Fudge Packer 

A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.

Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.

Green Bay Fudge Packer by El ritardo July 2, 2018