fuckux

The absolute worst thing that has ever happened to you

Yesterday was completely fuckux

by TheBroOG October 31, 2023

fuckupism

A way of life endorsed by many, most often fueled by the chronic use of a substance, leading to a pathetic series of failures and self-denigration.

My devotion to the fuckupism lifestyle was concurrent with a bottomless daily cocktail of vodka and Vicodin.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

fuckuddle

Word meant to encompass the cycle of sexual activity and post-coital snuggling.

I spent the night and we fuckuddled; could this be love?

by jacandy December 5, 2010

Fuckupery

A state of one having screwed up so very badly through laziness or frivolity that one's resulting future reputation suffers directly from his or her inherent ability to mess up the easiest of actions.

The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.

by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007

fuckupfactor

All that can go unpredictability wrong which most people forget to consider when planning something.

Have you calculated in the fuckupfactor as you plan your route and the time you’re leaving?

by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018

FuckU Health Insurance

The name of a plain-speaking newly formed health insurance company that takes its name from the overarching principle that powers healthcare insurance here in the good ol’ USA.

Get FuckU Health Insurance, it’s cheap and we’ll make sure you get to the morgue on time!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

fuckupalupagus

One who fucks up in an extraordinarily gratuitous or clueless way, reminiscent of childhood.

Now that you're 35, your Big wheel races make you look like a fuckupalupagus.

by Al347 April 8, 2008