A: Dude whats the matter?
B: I just
got fired and on the
way home I wrecked my car.
A: No
way! That's terrible.
B: And my dog was in the back seat, Sparky didn't stand a chance.
A: Dude that sucks. Did you hear about Grandma?
B: Fuckushima! I can't take all this at once!