A:
Dude whats the matter?
B: I just got fired and on the way home I wrecked my car.
A: No way! That's terrible.
B: And my
dog was in the back seat, Sparky didn't stand a chance.
A:
Dude that sucks. Did you hear about Grandma?
B: Fuckushima! I can't take all this at once!