fuckups 

joseph and orla in respect to thier actions

joseph and orla are fuckups :)

fuckups by jjcooney597 November 21, 2010

fuckupism

A way of life endorsed by many, most often fueled by the chronic use of a substance, leading to a pathetic series of failures and self-denigration.

My devotion to the fuckupism lifestyle was concurrent with a bottomless daily cocktail of vodka and Vicodin.

fuckupism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

Fuckupery  

A state of one having screwed up so very badly through laziness or frivolity that one's resulting future reputation suffers directly from his or her inherent ability to mess up the easiest of actions.

The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.

Fuckupery by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007

fuckupfactor 

All that can go unpredictability wrong which most people forget to consider when planning something.

Have you calculated in the fuckupfactor as you plan your route and the time you’re leaving?

fuckupfactor by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018

fuckupalupagus 

One who fucks up in an extraordinarily gratuitous or clueless way, reminiscent of childhood.

Now that you're 35, your Big wheel races make you look like a fuckupalupagus.

fuckupalupagus by Al347 April 8, 2008

fuckused 

Basically getting fucked over.

"Fuck, I got fuckused."

fuckused by Ink Spot Mike's Wife friend December 26, 2008

Fuckushima 

Exclamation when things continue to go drastically wrong on a nuclear scale. Aptly named after the Fukushima Nuclear facility in Japan.

A: Dude whats the matter?
B: I just got fired and on the way home I wrecked my car.
A: No way! That's terrible.
B: And my dog was in the back seat, Sparky didn't stand a chance.

A: Dude that sucks. Did you hear about Grandma?

B: Fuckushima! I can't take all this at once!

Fuckushima by WardrobeLamppost March 31, 2011