Uncrustables

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The most superior form of food. No other food can surpass the pure greatness and convenience of this majestic crustless god.

Damn I need some lunch, good thing i have uncrustables waiting for me, the only food i can truly depend on to satisfy my appetite.

Uncrustables by BigDickBreaden October 7, 2018

Words you can keep

uncrustables

Possibly the best food ever invented/discovered.

Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!

uncrustables by Muffincakes April 29, 2008

Uncrustables

The black crusties that fill up in your gooch and buttcrack if you don't shower for a few days

Dude, I couldn't masterbate yesterday, i couldn't stand the smell of my uncrustables!

Uncrustables by datboiwithfiya July 11, 2009

Uncrustable

The best damn food ever made. A massive amount of peanut butter and honey piped into a bread pocket.

Peanut Butter and Honey Uncrustables ftw!

Uncrustable by KatieKitKat October 21, 2015

Uncrustable

To have anal sex with someone without touching either of their butt cheeks.

Guy 1 - "How was that party, bro?"

Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump

Uncrustable by Seth_McFoster April 16, 2011

Alaskan Uncrustable

A person with lots of ass hair who has trouble wiping; shit-encrusted ass hair.

“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”

Alaskan Uncrustable by SylverZephyr March 14, 2022

untrustable

A person having the trait of untrustiness

In your face Pallavi

During a a game of Kings:
Kieran: Guess a card. It rhymes with fine...
Me: ...Nine?
Kieran: Nope! Seven, drink up cocksack!
Me: You untrustable bastard...I hope you die from a botched hysterectomy

untrustable by Kyung Won Chung February 1, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026