fucktardess

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Female fucktard.

fucktardess 101

Facts: Mental disability / annoying as fuck.

Cures: Hotness / kindness / various acquaintances.

fucktardess by Crakso July 14, 2010

Words you can keep

Fucktarded

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.

When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"

Fucktarded by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Fucktardashian

Any Fucktard that clicks on a Kardashian link or watches their reality based tv shows.

"You fucktardashian,how do you know what Kim and Kloe wore yesterday?"

Fucktardashian by s4l2i0m November 3, 2011

Fucktardis

A person that is an even bigger fucktard than they appear to be from the outside.

I thought he was a fucktard, until I got to know him better. Turns out he is more of a fucktardis than I could possibly have imagined.

Fucktardis by Harry Scrote September 24, 2010

Fucktardette

Female version of a fucktard.

Your belly button is not your b-hole, you fucktardette

Fucktardette by Weedfurnace January 31, 2022

Fucktardistan

THIS IS SIMPLE CALIFORNIA IS THE NEW COUNTRY OF FUCKTARISTAN!!

THEM FUCKING LIBERALS IN FUCKTARDISTAN ARE FUCKING UP THE GUN LAWS AGAIN.

Fucktardistan by pharquad January 6, 2017

fucktardism

The actions of a small to large group of individuals who proceed in a morally wrong action, then play the victim when getting called out.

This team bliss likes to participate in fucktardism on an almost regular basis, based on their code contributions.

fucktardism by xdauser June 3, 2015

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026