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Fucktardness 

From the Latin "Stupendus-Comepingus"

Adjective

1. A word describing an individual so stupid, so willing to disregard tenets of common sense, that if you spend too much time around him/her, your brain will literally come out of your pipi hole.

2. State of being a fucktard.
The fucktardness is strong in this one.
Fucktardness by IAmRee January 31, 2019
Words you can keep

FuckTardness 

The act of having a special place in hell for being so stupid it hurts
Bob is so fucktardness it hurts my heart
FuckTardness by R word pass September 27, 2020

fuckerdness 

1. To be in a position of complete utter helpless ness, sometimes by your own doing but most

commonly being screwed over by someone who you trusted
2. Completely fucked at all angles
I am in complete fuckerdness, thanks to that tweaker scumJoel pushreset who really jake placed my ass!
fuckerdness by benhookiscool December 16, 2014

fucktardedness 

Noun. A word describing an individual so stupid, so willing to disregard tenets of common sense, so oblivious to everything about everything, that if you spend too much time around him, your brains will come out of your nose and you yourself will become a fucktard.
Fucktard: (in line at airport security) "Hey, I've got a joke. How many explosive-wielding terrorists does it take to blow up an airpl-"

*He is interrupted as security guards apprehend him and take turns violating him in the ass with a nightstick.*

Guard: "I've worked here for twenty years, and that was still the biggest example of fucktardedness I have ever seen."
fucktardedness by RepelHistory July 24, 2008

fucktardedness 

A mysterious yet irresistable force which, amongst many other things, compels fucktards to submit definitions of derived words (eg fucktardedness) when the meaning is pretty obvious from the original word (eg fucktard)
I'm a fuckwitted retard. Did you call me a fucktard? That's really fucktarded of you. It's the height of fucktardedness. I call that total fucktardiniosity. Like, well fucktardiddlyocious. Fucktarinarapacious(...continued on the next Internet)

fucktardess 

fucktardess 101

Facts: Mental disability / annoying as fuck.

Cures: Hotness / kindness / various acquaintances.
fucktardess by Crakso July 14, 2010

fucktardiness 

The act of being a fucktard
fucktardiness by Willc0 September 8, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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