Fucktardette

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Female version of a fucktard.

Your belly button is not your b-hole, you fucktardette

Fucktardette by Weedfurnace January 31, 2022

Words you can keep

fucktardedness

Noun. A word describing an individual so stupid, so willing to disregard tenets of common sense, so oblivious to everything about everything, that if you spend too much time around him, your brains will come out of your nose and you yourself will become a fucktard.

Fucktard: (in line at airport security) "Hey, I've got a joke. How many explosive-wielding terrorists does it take to blow up an airpl-"

*He is interrupted as security guards apprehend him and take turns violating him in the ass with a nightstick.*

Guard: "I've worked here for twenty years, and that was still the biggest example of fucktardedness I have ever seen."

fucktardedness by RepelHistory July 24, 2008

Related Words

Fucktardette • fucktardeter • fucktardedness

fucktardeter

a telemarketer that rings you up and tells you "you will be receiving a free mobile/cell phone", even though you've said you're not interested over 50 times and they still don't listen

a fucktardeter rang me up last night, i swear they're as dumb as dog shit

fucktardeter by osama-on-a-stick September 4, 2009

fucktardedness

A mysterious yet irresistable force which, amongst many other things, compels fucktards to submit definitions of derived words (eg fucktardedness) when the meaning is pretty obvious from the original word (eg fucktard)

I'm a fuckwitted retard. Did you call me a fucktard? That's really fucktarded of you. It's the height of fucktardedness. I call that total fucktardiniosity. Like, well fucktardiddlyocious. Fucktarinarapacious(...continued on the next Internet)

fucktardedness by I think I may be a fucktard... February 5, 2010

fucktardedness

Something that is fucking retarded

I'm sick of all this fucktardedness, lets go snowboarding

fucktardedness by Oni Stiles August 7, 2003

Fucktardedness

Social awkwardness, introvercy, social retardedness, social outcasting

That poor kid suffers from fucktardedness.

Fucktardedness by India Xeronemous October 11, 2010

Fucktardedness

2020

Im sick of this fucktardedness

Fucktardedness by Thatonegaygirl93 May 27, 2020

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026