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fucktardedness 

Noun. A word describing an individual so stupid, so willing to disregard tenets of common sense, so oblivious to everything about everything, that if you spend too much time around him, your brains will come out of your nose and you yourself will become a fucktard.
Fucktard: (in line at airport security) "Hey, I've got a joke. How many explosive-wielding terrorists does it take to blow up an airpl-"

*He is interrupted as security guards apprehend him and take turns violating him in the ass with a nightstick.*

Guard: "I've worked here for twenty years, and that was still the biggest example of fucktardedness I have ever seen."
fucktardedness by RepelHistory July 24, 2008
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fucktardeter 

a telemarketer that rings you up and tells you "you will be receiving a free mobile/cell phone", even though you've said you're not interested over 50 times and they still don't listen
a fucktardeter rang me up last night, i swear they're as dumb as dog shit
fucktardeter by osama-on-a-stick September 4, 2009

fucktardedness 

A mysterious yet irresistable force which, amongst many other things, compels fucktards to submit definitions of derived words (eg fucktardedness) when the meaning is pretty obvious from the original word (eg fucktard)
I'm a fuckwitted retard. Did you call me a fucktard? That's really fucktarded of you. It's the height of fucktardedness. I call that total fucktardiniosity. Like, well fucktardiddlyocious. Fucktarinarapacious(...continued on the next Internet)

fucktardedness 

I'm sick of all this fucktardedness, lets go snowboarding
fucktardedness by Oni Stiles August 7, 2003

Fucktardedness 

Social awkwardness, introvercy, social retardedness, social outcasting
That poor kid suffers from fucktardedness.
Fucktardedness by India Xeronemous October 11, 2010

Fucktardedness 

Im sick of this fucktardedness