Noun. A word describing an individual so stupid, so willing to disregard tenets of
common sense, so oblivious to
everything about everything, that if you spend too much
time around him, your brains will come out of your nose and you yourself will become a fucktard.
Fucktard: (in
line at airport security) "Hey, I've got a joke. How many explosive-wielding terrorists does it take to
blow up an airpl-"
*He is interrupted as security guards apprehend him and take turns violating him in the ass with a nightstick.*
Guard: "I've worked here for twenty years, and that was still the biggest example of fucktardedness I have ever
seen."