Noun. A word describing an individual so stupid, so willing to disregard tenets of common sense, so oblivious to everything about everything, that if you spend too much time around him, your brains will come out of your nose and you yourself will become a fucktard.
Fucktard: (in line at airport security) "Hey, I've got a joke. How many explosive-wielding terrorists does it take to blow up an airpl-"
*He is interrupted as security guards apprehend him and take turns violating him in the ass with a nightstick.*
Guard: "I've worked here for twenty years, and that was still the biggest example of fucktardedness I have ever seen."
a telemarketer that rings you up and tells you "you will be receiving a free mobile/cell phone", even though you've said you're not interested over 50 times and they still don't listen
a fucktardeter rang me up last night, i swear they're as dumb as dog shit
A mysterious yet irresistable force which, amongst many other things, compels fucktards to submit definitions of derived words (eg fucktardedness) when the meaning is pretty obvious from the original word (eg fucktard)
I'm a fuckwitted retard. Did you call me a fucktard? That's really fucktarded of you. It's the height of fucktardedness. I call that total fucktardiniosity. Like, well fucktardiddlyocious. Fucktarinarapacious(...continued on the next Internet)
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.