Fucktality 

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.

I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.

Fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

fucktality 

Dying while engaging in sexual intercourse.

Marissa took up weight lifting when, once again, she experienced a fucktality when a 300 pound customer died while on top of her during sex, and she had to call 911 not only to remove him to the coroners but to have the jaws of life called in to extract her.

fucktality by luigiboy January 25, 2010

anti-fucktality 

when your roommate is trying to perform a fucktality on you, while a girl is riding you on the bottom bunk and you being the quicker minded being, thrust so hard that the girls head shoots through the top bunk into your roommates back, killing him instantly, thereby saving yourself from instant death and you continue to enjoy the pleasure of fucking the girl while she dangles from your dead roommate's back

my roommate tried to do a fucktality on me last night, but i completely did an anti-fucktality on his ass. and the sex was good

anti-fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

Sucktality 

1. Dying during oral sex.Fatal blowjob/fellatio/dick suck

2. When she is slowly massaging your balls with one hand and moving the other gentle hand up and down your penis while slowly sucking the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip and you cum when she deep throats you till the point she chokes and dies

3 .The reason you sometimes have to use condoms

4. Dick sucking that leads to a fatality (if only Mortal Kombat had a fatality like that).

Guy 1: Never again will i get a blow job before i have my 1st night with my bride.Cannot believe it ended in a sucktality on her side

Old guy:Serves my wife right for cheating on me.She truely deserved that sucktality.

Guy 2:man, that blowjob was sooo good that i feel bad that i performed a sucktality on her.

Sucktality by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

Fuckianity 

A relgion based around Fuck It. You don't need to go to a holy place of worship, or to pray, you just need to Fuck It. The "Feckers" follow the word of The Big Fucker In The Sky, who doesn't need to take the shit of anything. He just Fucks It.

John started following Fuckianity the other day. His exams? Fucks it. Work? Fucks it. He even manages to Fuck life itself.

Fuckianity by I Sit Next To You In English February 20, 2011

Fucknacity 

A natural instinct for being a fuck, douche bag, jerk or asshole. Variations: fucknacious (adjective) and fucknaciously (adverb).

You gotta’ have a lot of fucknacity to fart in church.

Fucknacity by Goofnut April 12, 2021

fucktally challenged 

Politically correct way of saying "fucktard"; contraction of "fucking mentally challenged"

1st person: "That guy is such a fucktard!"

2nd person: "You shouldn't say that anymore. The politically correct term is fucktally challenged."

fucktally challenged by Zinnc November 29, 2011